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"SMIK, SMAK, SMOK" is a simple story about friendship.
Time flies very quickly, and for your convenience
we extended it over 8 days.
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"SMIK, SMAK, SMOK" is the name
Claude Lelouch's last film.
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This film was filmed in La Ciotat,
small French port on the Mediterranean Sea
between Marseille and Toulon,
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who became famous thanks to
arrival at the train station,
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what allowed the Lumiere brothers
create a cinema.
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Today La Ciotat is famous for
that the local shipyard employs 5 thousand workers.
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We will tell you the story of 3 of them.
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Graduation visa is very important
because you can’t make a film without it.
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So I give you her number: 38-569.
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I repeat: 38-569.
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It goes without saying that according to the usual formulation
"any resemblance to living or living characters
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is just
pure coincidence."
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It's not true, but I was asked
to say this. That's what I said.
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And in conclusion - this picture
dedicated to the Lumiere brothers,
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who visited the beautiful La Ciotat
long before us.
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Weather forecast for the weekend
it will be bad.
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- It will rain.
- Yes.
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I'm lucky!
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SMIC (min. salary)
will increase by 2%.
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So the cost of living
will grow by 5%.
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3 point question guys:
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how much does he earn per month
President of the Republic?
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100 thousand?
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What nonsense are you talking about!
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- 10 million old, fool!
- So what? Belmondo earns more.
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Oh, it's impossible to talk to you!
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By the way, when will the SMIK be increased?
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At the end of the month.
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So maybe strikes
won't be there next week?
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Best strikes -
These are sudden strikes.
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And wild.
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By the way, what do you want for dinner today?
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What about meat?
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- Oh, yes, for a change!
- Listen, Arab!
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How many times should I tell you,
that on Fridays we eat fish!
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We've been eating fish for 10 days now!
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- But on Friday - no bones.
- Like this!
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A little thick.
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This lady is definitely
takes pills, huh?
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If I know that they are on pills,
I can't get up.
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What a goat he is
this guy!
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Well, what about this one?
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Nothing wrong, right?
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Good!
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What about me? No need with me
shake hands?
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- Shall we eat meat in the evening?
- Yes.
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- Are there bones in the fish?
- No.
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- Eat.
- Yes.
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Well, you can hit it.
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- Well, shall we repeat it?
- Yes.
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If you pay, friend!
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Here you go.
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Do you have olives?
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Not only will the weekend be bad,
but it looks like it will be rainy all summer.
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And I read somewhere,
that the summer will be hot.
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I have 3 apples, 3 oranges
and 3 strawberries.
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I would like 2 oranges please
2 apples and half a kilo of strawberries.
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Yes, madam.
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My newspapers...
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You know, Arab,
that we will miss you?
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Don't worry. We will see each other
more often than you think.
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- You will die there, outside the city.
- No, I’m cleaning myself there, you old goat.
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- Bye, my Jeannot.
- Come on, bye.
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- Do you see this bed? She's yours.
- Yes, yes!
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- If something happens to you...
- Okay, okay.
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- No, no, we're not chicks.
- Why? We'll just kiss.
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- Do you know what is the most unpleasant thing about your departure?
- No.
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- That now we will be mistaken for 2 fagots.
- Don't worry about your faces. Ciao!
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- Come on, bye!
- Bye!
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Look what a mess he made!
He doesn't know how to clean up after himself at all.
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Has been bugging us all day
with this meat, and left!
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We're still fine though.
Oh, damn, it's about to burn!
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Oh, I'll be a minute.
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I leave you my chicks.
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- Get out! Go cleanse yourself!
- That's it, bye!
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This is a serious blow for us -
Dudu's departure.
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Yeah, why?
We will see him daily.
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What a fool!
You don't understand anything!
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This is a serious financial blow!
- Oh, yes. I didn't think about that.
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- "Oh, yes..."
- Well... what are we going to do?
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It turns out that life is for us
price will rise by 30%.
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No, by 15% -
15 for you and 15 for me.
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No, wait
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in a month - only by 12%,
because they will raise SMIK.
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Thank God you're not an accountant.
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In fact, it would be good
find another guy.
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Not stupid!
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We can place an ad:
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300 francs per month,
accommodation, food, laundry.
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Well, yes!
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- Not bad?
- Yes, we must find someone.
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I want more rice.
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- Enough?
- Put it down!
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More? Well, you eat!
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Undersalted.
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- Yes, perhaps not enough.
- Hey, hey, be careful!
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Jerk! Out of town!
"Cleanse yourself"!
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He'll be back in a couple of weeks!
- That's for sure.
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Out of town!
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He won't be able to settle down there.
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He will die there, in his “country.”
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He felt good here.
Isn't it true?
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It's quite good for us!
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"Cleanse yourself"!
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I don't know
Would I fit in outside the city?
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- He’s a little “that”, Arab.
- Yes...
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- A little “hello”!
- No... still not.
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“Heh, heh...” Do you remember that night?
That karate thing?
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Oh yes! How did he get us then?
with your karate!
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"Greetings"!
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Outside the city... "Cleanse"...
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You know, now outside the city
just as polluted as in the city.
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Pass me the melon.
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Melon!
- Oh, sorry.
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Oh, I can't do it anymore.
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- Here, hold it.
- This meat is so tough!
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So sinewy.
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How do butchers cut it?
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It feels like they're doing it on purpose
they chose a worse piece.
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Here are the dogs!
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Teeth can be broken.
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There are those who will swallow anything,
but I can’t.
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You're already talking
old goat.
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You know, Charles,
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I want to share a secret with you.
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Are you capable of keeping a secret?
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You know, I tell you everything.
If it's a secret, keep it to yourself.
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Okay, I'll share it
tomorrow with Dudu.
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Or maybe we'll go to the whores?
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Whores all the time!
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Can't you think of something else?
- Eh, there’s nothing better, old man.
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There is no need to rant.
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Yes, of course, but it's not interesting.
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What do you mean, not interesting?
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It would be nice...
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if one did not buy the other.
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Yes, I see you are getting old with us,
Daddy...
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Come on, listen to them
they are all boring...
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Then let's go
to whores in Marseille.
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- A! May be!
- No, to Toulon, to Toulon!
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Well, or to Toulon...
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Do you know Prostitute Alley there?
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Yes. But I don't want to later
rush to the hospital.
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Yes, this has long been gone.
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Yes? Is this with the sailors?
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Damn, I wanted to take another needle!
Thicker.
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-Can’t you do this at home?
- No, I can’t see anything at home.
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- A?
- You can't see anything with our stupid lamps...
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Hey!
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Is that your dad, there in the car?
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A?
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Your brother?
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Hey!
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Wait...
- You know, now you're asking for it...
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Question for backfill:
the color of her eyes?
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Wait, I'll close it now.
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- Well, I don’t know...
- Say something.
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- Well, no, I don’t know...
- Well, tell me!
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- Leave me alone, you're talking nonsense.
- Okay, I'll tell you myself.
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There's green...
Blue...
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There is more... Oh-la-la...
Excuse me...
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And there is also red.
Oh, she's a communist!
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Socialist!
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Are you involved in politics?
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A?
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Wait, wait...
U-la-la!
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What beautiful legs!
Hey, look how beautiful those legs are.
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Look!
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Wait, let's see now
does she have beautiful legs?
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Apparently her legs are ugly
once she put on trousers.
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A?
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Wait, I'll help you
turn pages.
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And you look. Like this.
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That's it... there's nothing here.
Can I turn it over?
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You know, and she
doesn't want to talk.
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- Yes!
- You've already fed us up with this! ABOUT!
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You are taking your driving test
or me?
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- I have to learn.
- I told you, I’ll chat that guy up.
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- Yes, and still!
- Do you have rights?
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- You’ll make trouble, and then I’ll have to clean it up!
- Hey, don’t you have a sister?
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Cousins? For my friend.
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Because you are now with me.
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You don't want it anyway
talk to me?
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Listen, do you want to help?
I already got it with my book!
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Crap! Come on a little
Let's chat!
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By God, he looks like an old man!
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Don't you have a cousin?
Sisters?
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I think we need a car
to pick up girls.
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- Yes, that's for sure.
- Let's depict a convertible.
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Come on, come on.
And you sit in the back with your cousin.
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Imagine a cousin.
And I'll be driving.
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Like this.
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We'll go to the rich people
in Saint-Tropez.
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Cassie, Saint-Tropez, Marseille...
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Have you already visited
from the rich? Hey?
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Be careful, there's a turn!
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- Attention, driving while hugging is prohibited!
- Sit down and read your rules to your cousin.
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Read the traffic rules from behind to your cousin,
and don't worry about me.
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Oh, we're already in Saint-Tropez.
Look.
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Look at these mods!
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Aren't we having a great time here?
Oh-oh, look!
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Have you seen this guy?
Do you know what this is? You know?
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Here, take it.
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Hey, shame on you!
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No no!
You can't read while driving!
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Give me your hand. Like this.
Give me your hand.
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Do you know the song by Charles Trenet?
"Give me your hand"?
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It's good for us here, right?
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Here's a towel.
Take a shower.
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Like this. This is how we go.
Are you okay with me?
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OK. She doesn't want
go to Saint-Tropez,
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doesn't want to talk to me
doesn't want to do anything...
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Do you come here often?
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- This one suits you.
- Yeah, everything suits everyone for you.
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Oh, here it is!
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How much does it cost?
- 249.
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- How much?
- This is 249, this is 259.
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Great to wear.
And inexpensive.
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So how much is it?
I didn't understand anything.
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- 249?
- 249!
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- How much is this?
- 259.
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- And the cap?
- And the cap... Would you allow it?
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- No no!
- Wait a minute, I’ll tell you the price.
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19.90!
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So that makes 249...
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- It won’t work out that way for us.
- Why is this? And 259...
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- I like this.
- In total it will be 500 francs. For everything.
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- Along with a tie?
- Oh, well, with a tie...
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Well, okay, so be it.
This is a bonus for you.
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- Do you want a tie?
- Well, yes... Yes.
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- Do you want a tie too?
- Well, yes.
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- Okay, I'll bring it now.
- But not like that.
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- Not like that?
- No.
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- Monochromatic?
- Oh, yes.
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- Monochromatic?
- Yes, only light.
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Here you go.
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- Oh, you'll be fashionable.
- It will go very well with your suit.
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Amazing!
A? Do you like it?
239
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- Isn’t there something lighter?
- Lighter?
240
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,580
Now, let's take a closer look.
- Yes, a little lighter.
241
00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:30,280
- Look, look!
- Only one color!
242
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,480
Also with a small pattern, but monochromatic.
- Monochromatic?
243
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:35,240
- No, well, this...
- Here, cute, you'll like it.
244
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:38,480
- You can't say anything. Can you tie it for me?
- Hold it. Will you allow it?
245
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:42,400
- I don't know much about ties.
- No, just tie it and that’s it.
246
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,160
- OK.
- From which side?
247
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,980
Do you want me to help?
248
00:18:45,980 --> 00:18:48,760
But no, it won't work.
You have a button on the back.
249
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:53,220
Oh no, there was a button
not buttoned. Well, nothing.
250
00:18:53,314 --> 00:18:55,220
Should I fasten it for you?
- Yes, yes.
251
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:59,720
- I could help you too. Wait...
- No, no, don't!
252
00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:03,580
Okay, let's summarize. How many?
- I already told you.
253
00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:05,360
- Cap...
- Yes.
254
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:08,420
- Suit... Stop, don't spin around.
- No, I was just watching.
255
00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:10,900
Suit, belt?
256
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,340
How much do we have?
- 510 francs.
257
00:19:13,340 --> 00:19:15,840
- No! 500?! 510?!
- Yes, 510 francs.
258
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:18,360
No, give me a cap
should be given as a gift.
259
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:21,460
- No, I can't.
- A cap as a gift!
260
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:24,440
No, no, really, I can’t.
I already gave ties and belts as gifts...
261
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,880
We will send to you
all the friends from the shipyard!
262
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,060
Here, Polo, for example, will soon
need a suit...
263
00:19:29,228 --> 00:19:31,640
I'll tell you to come here.
- Give him 500 francs,
264
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,840
and we will receive the VAT back.
What is VAT?
265
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,440
Value added tax.
266
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:39,060
- And what does this mean?
- VAT - Value added tax.
267
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,560
And how can I get it back?
268
00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:43,820
- You will only pay part.
- Part? Yes?
269
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,400
- Let them explain this to us.
- Yes, because I never understood...
270
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:49,340
Okay, we'll give him 450 francs,
271
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:52,400
because on the day
when the revolution happens
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00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,640
we, with all our friends,
Let's put in a good word for you!
273
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:58,920
No, you know...
You know, be careful!
274
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:01,520
Because the revolution is coming!
275
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:05,320
We cannot continue with impunity.
rob the workers!
276
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:11,980
VAT, taxes... All this bullshit
sooner or later the end will come!
277
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:14,780
They will come and destroy everything!
But nothing will be touched here!
278
00:20:14,860 --> 00:20:19,600
Do you know what we'll do?
We'll give him 450 francs,
279
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,440
Huh? You will give him back
your belt.
280
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:26,740
And...
- No, I counted you 510 francs!
281
00:20:26,780 --> 00:20:28,180
510 francs for everything.
282
00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:30,960
I have a different belt
but it's too big.
283
00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:34,360
- Oh, okay.
- No, it's for fat men.
284
00:20:34,460 --> 00:20:36,300
- Yes, everything is fine!
- Okay, okay, okay...
285
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:40,100
- No, well, you can’t do that...
- Give him back the belt and give him 450 francs.
286
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:44,320
- How long does such a suit last? Year?
- 2-3 years.
287
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,700
- 3 years?!
- Well, yes, if you're careful.
288
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:49,660
And if you take it to the dry cleaners
at least once a year.
289
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:53,200
- And we won’t wear it every day.
- That's it! Are you comfortable?
290
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:57,360
Comfortable, comfortable... I'm wearing trousers
one, another jacket...
291
00:20:57,420 --> 00:21:00,600
It's not my fault.
Your bottom is larger than your top.
292
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:06,960
Just because I'm bigger underneath doesn't mean the jacket
should be one color, and trousers - another!
293
00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:10,060
Give him 450 francs.
450! Give it to him!
294
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,940
Come on, come on!
I've already had enough of everything.
295
00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:16,280
- Looks great on you.
- Well, turn around...
296
00:21:16,428 --> 00:21:18,780
- No, it suits you. Even a cap.
- You feel good!
297
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:23,740
What could be “good”?
We give him 450 francs, and you say “okay”!
298
00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:27,540
- No, well, just, if it weren’t good...
- Well, okay!
299
00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:30,110
Okay, time to decide.
- Yes, just...
300
00:21:30,220 --> 00:21:33,440
Okay, my proposal is
500 francs for everything:
301
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:37,620
suit, cap. two ties...
- Then give another cap to my friend.
302
00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:41,160
- No, no, I can't...
- Take your cap! Take it!
303
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,320
- No, a belt is better!
- No, take the cap!
304
00:21:43,457 --> 00:21:46,000
- What am I going to do with her, old man?
- Nothing, give it to me.
305
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:50,220
Take your cap!
- No, it's impossible!
306
00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:53,580
Take his cap from him.
Let's take off the cap.
307
00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:58,840
- Do you want to go to prison?!
- To prison! You'll go to jail yourself!
308
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:05,280
Come on, grab your cap!
Take your cap!
309
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:09,760
This is for going fishing.
I'm telling you, I'll take it for myself later!
310
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:13,920
Wait, wait,
I'll give you a good one, without lining...
311
00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:17,080
- But “I’ll give it.” I mean, it's free, right?
- Yes, but they are similar, no?
312
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:20,260
- So you said “I’ll give you free”?
- No, I didn’t say that!
313
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,380
Let me try it on!
- “I’ll give you” in the sense of free!
314
00:22:22,380 --> 00:22:24,040
- Don’t you have something lighter?
- Lighter?
315
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,820
- I like the light ones better.
- Wait...
316
00:22:25,820 --> 00:22:28,760
What difference does it make to you?!
This is for fishing!
317
00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:32,280
Why do you need a light cap?
- I want a light one!
318
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,480
- Well, let him take the light one...
- No, this one.
319
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:39,160
- Try this one on. You've already got it!
- Well, okay, God be with him.
320
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,560
Listen, who needs a cap -
you or me?
321
00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:44,800
No, it's...
But with a pompom! With a pompom!
322
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,080
Wait, wait... Here.
323
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:51,700
- I'll be funny about this.
- Come on. Look in the mirror.
324
00:22:51,780 --> 00:22:54,240
Come closer.
- Yes, great, I tell you. Great!
325
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:57,260
Just pull it deeper.
- We probably need a larger one.
326
00:22:57,260 --> 00:23:00,500
- Come on, don't make things up.
- No, it's impossible! She's small!
327
00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:03,860
Who do I look like!
On the clown!
328
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,080
- How much is this?
- 55.50.
329
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:09,160
- No, this one, what’s his name...
- Size? 42.
330
00:23:09,285 --> 00:23:13,080
- Give me 40.
- Okay, now.
331
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:17,440
- And how much does the 40th cost?
- 55.50. The price is the same.
332
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:21,020
- 40th, not 41st.
- Yes. The price is the same.
333
00:23:21,142 --> 00:23:22,680
- They are smaller!
- Yes.
334
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:26,460
From 39th to 46th -
the price is the same.
335
00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:28,580
- Including VAT?
- Including VAT.
336
00:23:28,780 --> 00:23:33,500
- Who receives this VAT?
- We're not the ones who get it.
337
00:23:33,740 --> 00:23:36,540
The tax does not go to the person who withdraws it.
- It's always like that.
338
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,040
No, unfortunately.
That would be great.
339
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,300
- Zhannot!
- Yes?
340
00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:41,900
- VAT!
- Yes, what?
341
00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:46,600
- You won't get it.
- Yes, they always do that.
342
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,420
How much for this?
- 70 francs, monsieur.
343
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,680
- 70? Including VAT?
- Yes, monsieur.
344
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:55,900
- Do you see? I also include VAT.
- You can keep the label from your cap for VAT purposes.
345
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:02,460
And after the cap label -
sleeve label.
346
00:24:02,460 --> 00:24:04,460
Oh, okay, listen...
347
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,800
Tell me, if we buy both pairs,
will you give a discount?
348
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:14,510
- Are they the same?
- Yes.
349
00:24:14,510 --> 00:24:18,110
- Yes, yes, the price is the same.
- I ask for a discount, you say “yes”, and then “no”!
350
00:24:18,110 --> 00:24:21,680
- I say “Same price!”
- No! I want a discounted price.
351
00:24:21,820 --> 00:24:25,710
Oh, no, that's impossible.
Here is the share price.
352
00:24:25,850 --> 00:24:29,050
This is a very narrow price.
- What does “narrow, on sale” mean?
353
00:24:29,110 --> 00:24:32,850
- So, the price is set to the minimum.
- Yeah! These are your narrow shoes!
354
00:24:32,940 --> 00:24:37,650
Millrav, Darmos and Seabird...
what are we going to do?
355
00:24:37,770 --> 00:24:40,480
I would bet on Dragonfly.
356
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:45,000
- Nobody bets on Dragonfly!
- Yes? They don't even talk on the radio?
357
00:24:45,140 --> 00:24:48,140
On the radio they can only tell you the time!
- Yes.
358
00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:52,400
- Okay, write what you want.
- Give me a pencil.
359
00:24:53,910 --> 00:25:00,050
Voila: Dragonfly, Millrav, Darmos...
360
00:25:00,110 --> 00:25:01,400
Great.
361
00:25:01,570 --> 00:25:05,480
I'll bet 3 francs...
3 francs for Duda.
362
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:08,620
And I'll bet 3 francs. It turns out 9.
And if Seabird wins...
363
00:25:08,710 --> 00:25:13,620
- We'll fly by.
- Your Dragonfly better fly to the finish line!
364
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,600
Are you okay, baker?
365
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:46,940
Well, real idiots!
-Are they always late?
366
00:25:47,220 --> 00:25:51,650
No... They will come
there is no doubt about it...
367
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,940
- So what? What's happened?
- Look at the clock!
368
00:26:07,050 --> 00:26:10,820
- Well, you're handsome!
- Wait, is this our baker?
369
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:15,540
Everything is fine?
- I waited and waited, I thought you wouldn’t come...
370
00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:19,050
We arrived on time!
Come on, come in.
371
00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:29,620
In the name of the law, we, employees of the registry office,
We publicly declare you husband and wife.
372
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:42,880
Yes.
373
00:26:42,970 --> 00:26:48,200
Mademoiselle Josiane Boularo, do you agree?
take Monsieur Michel Cornian as your wife?
374
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,770
Yes.
375
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:56,170
In the name of the law, we, employees of the registry office,
We publicly declare you husband and wife.
376
00:27:00,050 --> 00:27:02,570
Well, what was the hurry?
377
00:27:03,310 --> 00:27:06,420
You can't stand in one place
at least 5 minutes, no?
378
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,970
2 minutes?
379
00:27:11,020 --> 00:27:13,570
What do I look like?
380
00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:21,000
The trousers are too big, huh?
Good, but too big...
381
00:27:21,050 --> 00:27:25,000
Told you to take the belt.
But you didn’t want to!
382
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,000
Yes.
383
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:30,340
Mademoiselle Christiane Mehus, do you agree?
take Monsieur Gerard Berto as your wife?
384
00:27:30,450 --> 00:27:31,280
Yes.
385
00:27:31,310 --> 00:27:36,140
In the name of the law, we, employees of the registry office,
We publicly declare you husband and wife.
386
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,760
Stop it, yours won't be enough!
387
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:07,050
- Leave some rice for us, damn it!
- Hey, aviation general!
388
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:12,810
Your admiral -
Aviation General!
389
00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:17,000
- That's it, let's go!
- Let's wait until they call us!
390
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,200
- That's it, let's go!
- They will call us.
391
00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:23,240
Let's go, let's go!
392
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,340
- Whose turn is it, yours?
- Yes!
393
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,420
Mademoiselle here.
A young man is nearby.
394
00:28:45,420 --> 00:28:48,880
Bride's witness
and groom's witness.
395
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,320
Rings please...
396
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,370
Thank you.
397
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:09,530
- Are you alone, not waiting for anyone else?
- No, no one.
398
00:29:09,910 --> 00:29:13,400
Article 212 of the "Civil Code":
399
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:17,220
"Spouses are obliged to be mutually faithful,
help and support."
400
00:29:17,310 --> 00:29:22,770
Article 213: “Spouses jointly provide
moral and material development of the family,
401
00:29:22,940 --> 00:29:26,510
are engaged in children's education
and prepare their future."
402
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:33,080
Article 214: "If general matrimonial provisions
do not regulate the contribution of each spouse,
403
00:29:33,170 --> 00:29:36,540
then they make an appropriate contribution
by agreement."
404
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:41,440
Article 215: "Spouses agree
about living together.
405
00:29:41,650 --> 00:29:45,110
Family place of residence
chosen by common consent.
406
00:29:45,220 --> 00:29:48,240
If there is no agreement,
The place is chosen by the husband.
407
00:29:48,340 --> 00:29:53,200
However, if the place chosen by the husband
poses serious inconvenience to the family,
408
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:57,400
the wife can get it in court
permission for separate residence.
409
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:01,120
The court also determines
children's place of residence."
410
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,710
Please stand up.
411
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:12,020
Monsieur Robert Amidou,
do you agree to marry
412
00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:15,510
present here
Mademoiselle Catherine Basnier?
413
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:16,820
Yes.
414
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,250
Mademoiselle Catherine Basnier,
do you agree to take me as a husband?
415
00:30:20,250 --> 00:30:23,220
present here
Robert Amidu?
416
00:30:23,220 --> 00:30:24,370
Yes.
417
00:30:24,540 --> 00:30:31,310
In the name of the law, we, employees of the registry office,
We publicly declare you husband and wife.
418
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:35,520
Place the ring on Madam's finger...
419
00:30:40,420 --> 00:30:43,650
I give you my marriage certificate.
420
00:30:43,740 --> 00:30:48,600
Let me congratulate you
and wish you, madam, all the best.
421
00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:14,620
- Well, there you go!
- Well, congratulations!
422
00:31:15,770 --> 00:31:18,850
Charlot, won't you kiss us?
- Yes, a modest wedding.
423
00:31:18,940 --> 00:31:21,940
- What is this: “a modest wedding!”?
- I didn't say anything.
424
00:31:22,020 --> 00:31:25,820
He didn't make any speeches
didn't tell you about your life.
425
00:31:25,820 --> 00:31:27,850
No music upon entry...
Nothing!
426
00:31:27,910 --> 00:31:31,400
- Did you see the music here at the entrance?
- I've seen a lot of weddings!
427
00:31:31,570 --> 00:31:34,770
- But not here!
- Come on, I'm kidding...
428
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,200
- A modest wedding!
- What does “modest” mean?
429
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:41,800
We didn’t talk, everything was done in a hurry.
“Yes” - “Yes”, “Yes” - “Yes”.
430
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,200
- What, did you want her to say no?
- I extended my hand, she could shake it.
431
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,310
Shake hands.
- Not for you!
432
00:31:48,370 --> 00:31:50,710
- Did she shake your hand?
- No.
433
00:31:50,710 --> 00:31:53,510
- Do you see?
- No, they only squeeze newlyweds.
434
00:31:53,540 --> 00:31:57,310
This is because we are workers. Like this!
I'll go and say a few sweet things to them.
435
00:31:57,310 --> 00:31:59,450
- No, no, hey...
- Charlot, listen.
436
00:31:59,510 --> 00:32:02,220
- Let me tell them!
- Come on, come on.
437
00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:05,600
- What do you mean "quit"?
- That's it, let's go.
438
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,820
- I'll tell them that the wedding is modest.
- Come on, tell me.
439
00:32:08,820 --> 00:32:11,570
- No, let's go!
- Modest!
440
00:32:11,620 --> 00:32:14,370
- Okay, what are we going to do?
- What do you want?
441
00:32:14,370 --> 00:32:17,340
- I don’t know, should I have a drink?
- OK.
442
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:20,250
- Oh well, nothing.
- Nothing, but I need a drink.
443
00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:23,170
- I don’t feel like drinking.
- Let's go have a drink.
444
00:32:23,310 --> 00:32:26,880
- Okay, let's go.
“Are you sure you don’t want to say a few nice things to them?”
445
00:32:26,970 --> 00:32:28,970
Oh... well, "Long live the newlyweds"!
446
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,420
There's a clock on the wall - tick-tock, tick-tock,
447
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,820
Birds on the lake - quack-quack, quack-quack,
448
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,200
Kha-kha-kha - these are turkeys
449
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,320
And the bell is ding-ding-dong.
450
00:32:45,420 --> 00:32:46,760
But boom!
451
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,020
When the heart goes boom
452
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,170
Everything around is boom too!
453
00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:54,020
And this is love awakening!
454
00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:56,050
Boom!
455
00:32:56,050 --> 00:32:58,340
The heart sings about love
456
00:32:58,340 --> 00:33:02,570
To the rhythm of this "boom"
hitting boom! straight to your ears.
457
00:33:04,220 --> 00:33:08,940
Everything has changed since yesterday,
and the eyes of the streets look out the windows.
458
00:33:09,020 --> 00:33:13,520
Lilacs are blooming and hands are outstretched,
and the sun rises over the sea...
459
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:16,800
Boom! Morning Star - Boom!
460
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:21,620
And everything around too - boom!
when the heart beats "boom-boom"!
461
00:33:22,740 --> 00:33:25,170
The wind in the forest is noisy - ooh-ooh
462
00:33:25,220 --> 00:33:27,640
The hunted doe bleats beee!
463
00:33:27,710 --> 00:33:31,740
Broken dishes - crack-crack-crack,
and wet feet - slap-slap-slap.
464
00:33:31,740 --> 00:33:35,510
But boom!
When the heart goes "boom!"
465
00:33:35,510 --> 00:33:39,540
Everything around is boom too!
The bird screams Boom! It's a thunderstorm!
466
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:44,710
Boom!
Lightning flashes - boom!
467
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:49,280
And the Lord God says: "boom"
in your chair made of clouds.
468
00:33:50,540 --> 00:33:55,080
For my love is quicker than lightning,
lighter than a bird and even a bee.
469
00:33:55,170 --> 00:33:59,600
And if she makes a boom!, she starts to get angry,
it brings miracles with it...
470
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:03,250
Boom!
The whole world is booming!
471
00:34:03,340 --> 00:34:07,800
Everything around is booming,
when the heart beats boom-boom!
472
00:34:08,285 --> 00:34:14,171
[--Charles Trenet "Boom"--]
473
00:34:14,850 --> 00:34:16,710
- Voila!
- Well, come on!
474
00:34:16,850 --> 00:34:19,940
Eh, no, no, not like that.
Take her in your arms, just like in the movies!
475
00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:22,110
- How is this?
- In your arms!
476
00:34:22,110 --> 00:34:24,680
Hold the jacket.
Well, baker, come to me!
477
00:34:25,220 --> 00:34:27,570
Forward!
478
00:34:29,510 --> 00:34:31,200
Cool, right?
479
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:34,910
Wow, damn it! U-la-la...
480
00:34:35,250 --> 00:34:39,770
- Do you like it?
- Waste! This is amazing!
481
00:34:39,940 --> 00:34:42,650
- Fine. Very good.
- Very nice!
482
00:34:42,710 --> 00:34:46,080
- Nice! But not enough.
- Yes, but it's okay.
483
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:49,050
Here you go, honey.
I have a gift for you.
484
00:34:49,140 --> 00:34:51,540
- What?
- Present?
- Yeah.
485
00:34:53,110 --> 00:34:54,620
- Voila.
- What is this?
486
00:34:54,620 --> 00:34:57,620
- “What is this, what is this”!
- Well, yes, what is it?
487
00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:03,080
ABOUT! Lottery ticket!
488
00:35:03,140 --> 00:35:06,280
- And it ends with... ?
- 13!
489
00:35:10,570 --> 00:35:12,020
Thank you.
490
00:35:12,020 --> 00:35:13,880
- Thank you, Jeannot.
- He has nothing to do with it.
491
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,510
- Why is this?
- Nothing to do with it.
492
00:35:15,510 --> 00:35:17,310
- Yes, what does it have to do with it?
- Aren’t you kissing me?
493
00:35:17,310 --> 00:35:19,620
Yes, sure!
494
00:35:19,620 --> 00:35:21,510
- Take a seat.
- Let's sit down.
495
00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:25,200
- Hold it, hold it...
- Wait, that's it.
496
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,370
Well, we're settled.
497
00:35:29,450 --> 00:35:31,850
- But it’s still a bit crowded here.
- But it’s still good.
498
00:35:31,910 --> 00:35:34,110
If you need a maid...
499
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,450
Maid, ha ha!
500
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,340
Cool!
501
00:35:38,340 --> 00:35:41,400
This is with me
need to hit the hands!
502
00:35:42,380 --> 00:35:47,040
- Zhanno, come in whenever you want!
- Yes, yes, of course.
503
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:48,440
Eh!
504
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,320
We need to marry this one too!
Okay, huh?
505
00:35:51,460 --> 00:35:55,460
We need to find him a woman.
I'm sick of his whores every week.
506
00:35:55,540 --> 00:35:58,320
- You need to find it too.
- A! I have a date.
507
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,160
With a baby from...
- Yes!
508
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:07,520
- Who is she, tell me!
- What kind of baby, where is it from?
509
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,380
No need to tell them!
510
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,820
- Brunette?
- With red eyes!
511
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,960
He thinks she's beautiful...
512
00:36:20,060 --> 00:36:22,780
- Oh, what a beauty!
- It's true.
513
00:36:22,780 --> 00:36:25,640
You're right, buddy!
514
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,420
And you will allow him to do karate,
with these monkey tricks?
515
00:36:32,420 --> 00:36:35,480
Oh, and more than ever!
She is a karate champion herself!
516
00:36:35,540 --> 00:36:36,200
Yes.
517
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,080
Listen, but you still have
not that convenient.
518
00:36:39,220 --> 00:36:41,420
Wait, we're still getting settled!
519
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,120
- Hold it.
- My stomach is starting to hurt.
520
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:47,040
You just don't have the muscles, old man.
When the muscles are there, everything holds together by itself.
521
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,860
- Well, feel it...
- Do you have a light? No?
522
00:36:49,860 --> 00:36:51,960
Hey, don't I have any muscles?
523
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:56,260
Close the door.
524
00:36:58,600 --> 00:36:59,960
Wait.
525
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:03,200
Before we leave, I want
show you the garden.
526
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:08,980
A! Carefully.
527
00:37:09,740 --> 00:37:11,480
Voila!
- How beautiful!
528
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:15,700
So, this is where we will plant vegetables.
Let's make a vegetable garden. Well, vegetables...
529
00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:18,140
Parsley, herbs...
- Yes, green salad...
530
00:37:18,180 --> 00:37:20,620
- Well, and flowers...
- Oh, yes!
531
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:26,570
And there, on the other side, we asked
permission to expand the house.
532
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,820
We'll build a room.
- Oh, for friends? Great!
533
00:37:28,820 --> 00:37:31,520
No, for a child.
534
00:37:31,580 --> 00:37:34,100
- Oh, for the child?
- When will he be?
535
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:40,260
- Well, where does your garden end?
- Right here.
536
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:45,700
Right here.
537
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,660
- By the road?
- Yes, by the road.
538
00:37:47,660 --> 00:37:52,120
- What a road this is! Directions!
- Well, yes, passage.
539
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,680
Well, that's it...
- Eh, good!
540
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,000
- Good, no?
- Oh-la-la!
541
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,500
He makes a lot of money,
accordionist!
542
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,140
- Plays well.
- Yes, okay.
543
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:42,760
Quite tolerable.
544
00:38:42,940 --> 00:38:44,440
- And why?
- Quite tolerable.
545
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,620
Well, yes, quite bearable.
Again, tolerable. And why?
546
00:38:47,714 --> 00:38:50,180
- He probably doesn’t bother himself much.
- No, let him say.
547
00:38:50,260 --> 00:38:53,880
He seems to understand music.
- Listen.
548
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:55,940
Quite tolerable.
549
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,760
Oh, stop it!
This is not a circus for you!
550
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,240
- Oh, come on!
- Don't you like it?
551
00:39:10,300 --> 00:39:13,340
Yeah, you don't like it!
“This is not a circus for you!”
552
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:18,600
And the guy there makes a lot of money!
Money drip-drip-drip...
553
00:39:19,020 --> 00:39:21,820
- 20 franc coins?
- 100 each.
554
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:24,180
- Come on...
- I can see it from here.
555
00:39:26,714 --> 00:39:28,000
100 francs each.
556
00:39:47,860 --> 00:39:50,940
Where the hell is he!
I'm hungry!
557
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,840
Relish - it's always like that.
558
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,640
- What did you call him?
- Relish.
559
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,220
- Why Smak?
- You know, he calls him Smak.
560
00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:02,060
We've been calling him that for 10 years now.
- Why Smak?
561
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:06,080
10 years ago we met
at the shipyard, with this sucker.
562
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:09,340
He just arrived from Morocco.
- What a moron!
563
00:40:09,620 --> 00:40:13,080
And there are three of us at the shipyard
have always been together.
564
00:40:13,140 --> 00:40:17,840
- We didn't like each other.
- And they called us like the three little pigs:
565
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,960
Smick, Smack, Smack.
566
00:40:32,740 --> 00:40:34,080
- Hey, Charlot.
- A?
567
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:36,420
-Will you let her listen to your records?
- What records?
568
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:39,920
- This singer... what's his name...
- Sheila!
569
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,720
- Does he always go shopping?
- Yes, he always does.
570
00:40:54,780 --> 00:40:57,660
- Is he a fagot by any chance?
-What are you talking about?
571
00:40:57,780 --> 00:41:00,900
Stop talking like that!
- Well, I don't know...
572
00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:06,820
- Listen, don't be so vulgar.
- Well, he goes shopping, cooks, cooks, steams...
573
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,180
No, he's not a fagot!
He just cares about us.
574
00:41:09,180 --> 00:41:13,400
No, he's not a fagot!
He often goes to see whores.
575
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,320
- Can't be?
- Yes.
576
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:20,400
- Every week he goes to see whores.
- Is it true?
577
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,860
This is true?
- Yes. They both walk.
578
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,000
Aren't you going?
579
00:41:25,820 --> 00:41:27,640
Scoundrel!
580
00:41:27,820 --> 00:41:31,900
- Did he walk?
- Just to see...
581
00:41:34,740 --> 00:41:37,120
No, well... it was just like that...
582
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,480
- Do you know that he was the one who called us whores?
- Is that so?
583
00:41:40,820 --> 00:41:41,800
No...
584
00:41:42,340 --> 00:41:44,320
No, well, we just walked around like that.
585
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,100
- Well, finally!
- My wedding gift!
586
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,380
- Great, Jeannot!
- Garcon, beer! No foam!
587
00:41:58,460 --> 00:42:01,440
No beer, no foam!
You've already drunk a lot!
588
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:05,000
- Is this all for a picnic?
- Yes, yes, for a picnic.
589
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,920
Listen, I have to go see
how much does he earn?
590
00:42:08,980 --> 00:42:11,320
Stop it, Charlot! Stop it!
591
00:42:12,100 --> 00:42:14,500
You know, it really hurt him!
592
00:42:15,685 --> 00:42:17,080
What about him?
593
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:21,120
He's been watching for 2 hours now:
how much did he receive, how much was he given?
594
00:42:21,220 --> 00:42:25,000
It's impossible to imagine
it became his obsession.
595
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,520
An obsession!
- I went to teach him to play.
596
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,060
I went to get him.
No, he won't leave him alone!
597
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:12,480
- How much did you pay him?
- 100 francs.
598
00:43:12,580 --> 00:43:15,320
100 francs?! Are you crazy?
599
00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:20,000
Picnic plus lottery tickets -
We don't have enough money for a car!
600
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,720
No problem, let's take a part-time job.
Never mind.
601
00:43:22,857 --> 00:43:23,920
Yes, but...
602
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,600
If it doesn't work out,
We’ll buy it with a life annuity.
603
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,600
- Do you think it's possible?
- Do you know how much he earns?
604
00:43:30,660 --> 00:43:35,280
How much money does he make a day?
200-300 francs per day!
605
00:43:35,540 --> 00:43:39,600
- Well...!
- Well, go ask him yourself.
606
00:43:39,740 --> 00:43:42,040
- Did he tell you this?
- Go and ask yourself!
607
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,350
Go ask.
608
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:47,220
No, well, if you already asked,
what's the point?
609
00:43:47,380 --> 00:43:49,720
Damn it!
What are we doing at the shipyard then?
610
00:43:49,740 --> 00:43:52,100
- Yeah...
- We need to come up with something!
611
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:55,860
At our age?
10 years before retirement?
612
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:59,060
Come here! Everything is ready!
613
00:43:59,060 --> 00:44:00,600
Catch!
614
00:44:26,380 --> 00:44:29,380
Hey artist! Let's play!
615
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,820
What a joke... 100 francs!
616
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,020
Pour it for me!
617
00:44:55,260 --> 00:44:59,100
Hey artist! What about something else?
can you play?
618
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:02,980
- Leave him alone! He knows what he's doing.
- Yes, it's very beautiful.
619
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,780
And what? For 100 francs
I could write something for us!
620
00:45:05,780 --> 00:45:07,760
- I'll try, I'll try.
- A?
621
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:09,680
- I will try.
- He'll try.
622
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,500
- Speak up!
- I will try.
623
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:14,660
- Something for newlyweds.
- What is your name?
624
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:18,240
- Smack, Smack, Smack!
- What?
625
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,900
Smick! Gusto! Smoke!
626
00:45:21,020 --> 00:45:24,480
And a mouse in a tuxedo!
- Yeah, laugh, laugh...
627
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,020
Come on, draw something...
628
00:45:41,420 --> 00:45:46,340
There were three of them,
but three is quite enough
629
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:51,200
if it's Smick, Smak, Smok...
630
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,140
Cool! Wait...
631
00:45:54,228 --> 00:45:56,460
Let's go first.
Just tell me the words.
632
00:45:56,540 --> 00:45:58,340
There were three of them...
- There were three of them...
633
00:45:58,340 --> 00:46:00,940
- But three is enough...
But three is enough...
634
00:46:00,940 --> 00:46:04,520
- if it's Smik, Smak, Smok...
- Yes, that means Smik, Sak, Smoke.
635
00:46:08,660 --> 00:46:16,960
There were three of them. But three is enough
if it's Smick, Smak, Smok.
636
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:20,040
When they...
637
00:46:20,340 --> 00:46:22,380
...were working...
638
00:46:35,100 --> 00:46:41,360
...slept and worked,
making a scream-crack-crack...
639
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:46,720
- Which ones are there?
- We worked, slept and worked!
640
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:49,400
Who worked, making creek-crack-crack.
641
00:46:49,485 --> 00:46:50,960
And to the same music?
- Yes.
642
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:52,900
- Are we all together now?
- Yes, all together.
643
00:46:52,980 --> 00:46:54,960
At first? Fine.
644
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:04,640
There were three of them. But three is enough
if it's Smick, Smak, Smok.
645
00:47:05,660 --> 00:47:13,220
She worked, slept and worked,
making a scream-crack-crack
646
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,500
Yes, Charlot! Yes!
647
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,720
Go Fred Astaire!
648
00:47:54,980 --> 00:47:56,800
- Do you know Fred Astaire?
- Yes.
649
00:47:58,700 --> 00:48:01,380
- Katrin, come here!
- No!
650
00:48:01,380 --> 00:48:03,020
I'll go.
651
00:48:04,260 --> 00:48:06,080
Let's...
652
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:11,840
- No, I went.
- No, no, come on! Do it!
653
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:14,460
- I can't...
- At least try!
654
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:17,200
What do you mean you can't...
- Come on: well, well...
655
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,140
How do you do it?
656
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:24,080
How? How?
657
00:48:31,860 --> 00:48:34,160
- Let's!
- Let's go together.
658
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,060
Well, not the same!
659
00:48:41,060 --> 00:48:42,600
Like this!
660
00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:44,580
Look again, look!
661
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,040
- Look!
- I definitely do!
662
00:48:49,300 --> 00:48:51,140
- Well?
- Well!
663
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:57,890
I can't. I have sandals.
664
00:48:58,380 --> 00:49:01,220
Come on, what's the difference?
Come on, come on...
665
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,300
And now with this foot!
666
00:49:28,540 --> 00:49:31,880
- Listen...
- Dance without me, you don’t need me.
667
00:49:32,060 --> 00:49:35,360
- Don’t talk, just play.
- Yes, just let him play with me.
668
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:37,700
Play, come on!
We're having fun here.
669
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,360
So, come on... Come on!
670
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:44,760
Are you ready? One, two, three... come on!
671
00:49:50,628 --> 00:49:53,000
Yes, these are our tires...
672
00:49:53,620 --> 00:49:57,300
and this is iron.
- Yes, yes... What color?
673
00:49:57,500 --> 00:50:00,100
- Gray! Touch it!
- With a metallic sheen.
674
00:50:00,100 --> 00:50:03,200
Did you see which one? Look!
Did you see which one?
675
00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:08,020
With an opening roof!
Saw? There's nothing here.
676
00:50:08,020 --> 00:50:09,500
Look!
677
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:12,580
And what an ashtray! Saw?
678
00:50:13,620 --> 00:50:16,640
Yes. And here... It's gasoline.
679
00:50:18,300 --> 00:50:20,140
Come on, sit down
into the back seat.
680
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:22,780
-Are you crazy, Charlot?
- No, no...
681
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:25,000
Come on, come on, stop it!
- What a moron!
682
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,820
Well, do you want to try it?
683
00:50:27,460 --> 00:50:29,380
He pisses me off!
You'll break everything!
684
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:35,885
Come here!
He is next to me!
685
00:50:36,542 --> 00:50:38,485
- Well, if you just try the seats.
- Where am I going?
686
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:43,028
And you're behind! Come on guys, hurry up!
Haven't you ever stolen a car?
687
00:50:43,020 --> 00:50:46,028
What kind of crap are you getting us into?
688
00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:51,914
Come on, come on, get out.
Take it from me, take it!
689
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,485
Take it, take it!
690
00:50:54,714 --> 00:50:56,542
Listen to me boy...
691
00:50:56,771 --> 00:50:59,800
at least once in my life,
but you have to see Saint-Tropez!
692
00:50:59,885 --> 00:51:03,085
At least once in my life
see the rich.
693
00:51:03,142 --> 00:51:07,514
And when I saw the rich,
then, to my grandchildren
694
00:51:07,657 --> 00:51:09,342
tell what it is.
695
00:51:09,514 --> 00:51:15,520
Because then, after the revolution,
There will be nothing left of Saint-Tropez!
696
00:51:15,628 --> 00:51:19,857
Do you see this? This car?
so this is a passport!
697
00:51:20,114 --> 00:51:25,000
- Passport? Why else?
- Understand, you can’t get into Saint-Tropez without such a car.
698
00:51:31,142 --> 00:51:33,571
And it happens that people
don't pay for gas?
699
00:51:33,570 --> 00:51:40,457
Happens sometimes. Mostly young people
hooligans, crooks... Sometimes.
700
00:51:43,457 --> 00:51:46,920
- And what do you do when they don’t pay?
- What can I do?
701
00:51:47,028 --> 00:51:52,628
I write down the number, go to the phone,
I call the police - and that's all.
702
00:51:53,940 --> 00:51:55,828
And she catches them?
703
00:51:56,514 --> 00:52:00,028
Have you ever seen
for the police to catch anyone?
704
00:52:01,542 --> 00:52:03,885
Like this.
705
00:52:08,257 --> 00:52:10,428
98 francs.
706
00:52:12,371 --> 00:52:16,714
- Check the tires?
- Yes. Drive a little forward.
707
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,200
And to the left.
708
00:52:20,885 --> 00:52:23,342
Come here.
709
00:52:35,428 --> 00:52:41,257
Number 4719 WWE 75...
Yes, exactly.
710
00:52:41,485 --> 00:52:44,097
Refueling "Total".
711
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:47,571
Scoundrels! What a life!
712
00:52:47,657 --> 00:52:49,457
What do you want?
- Full tank.
713
00:52:49,628 --> 00:52:51,628
Full tank...
714
00:52:51,714 --> 00:52:54,371
Damn it, what is this!
- Is something wrong?
715
00:52:54,657 --> 00:52:58,485
Everything is the same!
All these crooks...
716
00:52:58,657 --> 00:53:01,457
- What happened?
- They left without paying!
717
00:53:01,457 --> 00:53:03,450
Can you imagine?!
- When?
718
00:53:03,657 --> 00:53:06,457
Just when you were driving up.
They left with a whistle.
719
00:53:06,514 --> 00:53:10,428
Full tank.
Enough for 50 francs.
720
00:53:10,742 --> 00:53:12,485
Yes, yes...
721
00:53:14,657 --> 00:53:19,285
- And what do they do in such cases?
- Write down the number and call the police.
722
00:53:19,285 --> 00:53:21,280
Here, I called.
723
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,114
And the police will catch them?
724
00:53:23,171 --> 00:53:26,371
Have you ever seen
for the police to catch someone?
725
00:53:44,514 --> 00:53:45,828
Yes, yes! It's me again!...
726
00:53:45,970 --> 00:53:47,771
Saint-Tropez!
727
00:53:48,114 --> 00:53:50,400
Capital of the rich.
728
00:53:50,742 --> 00:53:53,880
Bars, yachts...
729
00:53:54,057 --> 00:53:55,514
- Charlot!
- Yes?
730
00:53:55,542 --> 00:53:58,600
- Who owns these boats?
- To the rich.
731
00:53:58,771 --> 00:54:01,057
- Does everyone have it?
- Everyone has one.
732
00:54:02,628 --> 00:54:05,114
- Is a boat expensive?
- A!
733
00:54:05,285 --> 00:54:08,371
Expensive!
100 million, 200 million,
734
00:54:08,457 --> 00:54:13,257
300 million, 400 million, 500 million
735
00:54:13,885 --> 00:54:15,800
Are there no limits?
736
00:54:15,971 --> 00:54:18,285
Do you know rich people?
which have limits?
737
00:54:18,371 --> 00:54:22,571
Once you become rich, you have
only one ambition - Saint-Tropez.
738
00:54:22,828 --> 00:54:26,971
Come and spend your money
along with other rich people.
739
00:54:27,085 --> 00:54:31,371
- Why Saint-Tropez?
- And like this. Capital of the rich.
740
00:54:31,485 --> 00:54:33,880
Why is Paris the capital of France?
741
00:54:34,257 --> 00:54:39,600
Saint-Tropez is the capital of the rich.
Just like that. Yes.
742
00:54:40,250 --> 00:54:42,085
-Are you okay, Jean?
- Yes.
743
00:54:42,171 --> 00:54:45,714
-Aren't you hot?
- Yes, the sun is slightly hot.
744
00:54:46,428 --> 00:54:52,520
I was thinking. If there are so many people here
With money, maybe I should work here a little?
745
00:54:52,770 --> 00:54:56,657
Here, here, here! Look,
what a yacht is coming! Look!
746
00:54:56,685 --> 00:55:00,457
- She belongs...?
- Look! What is her flag?
747
00:55:01,171 --> 00:55:03,285
- I don't see anything...
- There's a white one...
748
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:04,800
Yes!
749
00:55:04,914 --> 00:55:08,228
There is more...
- There's a red one!
750
00:55:08,628 --> 00:55:11,942
- Isn't this a French yacht?
- Not Russian?
751
00:55:12,542 --> 00:55:14,628
Panama!
752
00:55:14,857 --> 00:55:16,485
- Panama?
- Yes.
753
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:18,800
The rich have their own schemes!
754
00:55:18,885 --> 00:55:21,320
- Oh, well, yes, well, yes.
- Ha! Do you understand?
755
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:26,571
They buy a yacht, hang it up
Panamanian flag - and don't pay taxes!
756
00:55:26,570 --> 00:55:29,257
Panama - do you know where it is?
- Panama is far away.
757
00:55:29,285 --> 00:55:33,057
Panama? Yes, far away.
And there are only rich people there too.
758
00:55:33,142 --> 00:55:35,680
But the capital is Saint-Tropez.
759
00:55:36,657 --> 00:55:41,360
A! This is a rich man!
This is a code: pam-pam-pam.
760
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:46,600
Grandmas, grandmas, grandmas!
761
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:20,314
Thank you.
762
00:56:22,542 --> 00:56:24,228
Thank you...
763
00:56:28,485 --> 00:56:30,400
Thank you!
764
00:56:34,857 --> 00:56:37,114
Show kindness of hearts
please!
765
00:57:11,370 --> 00:57:13,742
There is plenty to choose from!
766
00:57:13,971 --> 00:57:16,142
Huge selection!
767
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:23,228
And I don't really want to eat.
768
00:57:23,371 --> 00:57:27,171
This ride in a Mercedes...
A little shaken.
769
00:57:29,457 --> 00:57:33,000
2 oysters.
- 6, 9 or 12. I can’t do less, mademoiselle.
770
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:36,400
- No, madam!
- 6, 9 or 12, madam.
771
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:42,200
Hey, I hope yours are big?
772
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,121
6 oysters. 3 I'll eat from you.
773
00:57:50,228 --> 00:57:52,342
6, 9 or 12 - per person!
774
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:55,800
Hey, how should I know?
Entrecote for two.
775
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:59,257
We need to warn you.
776
00:58:00,820 --> 00:58:03,171
Entrecote for 2 persons...
777
00:58:03,571 --> 00:58:06,114
Entrecote Charolais for 2 persons - 54.
778
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,428
But it's true
Entrecote is marked for two.
779
00:58:08,514 --> 00:58:12,428
- What is funny to you here?
- Nothing, monsieur. I'm polite.
780
00:58:15,228 --> 00:58:19,628
- Tell me, what is “Bublos salad”?
- It's a mixture of raw vegetables.
781
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:24,428
- Yes? And what do you put there? Tomatoes...?
- Tomatoes, radishes, cucumbers...
782
00:58:24,485 --> 00:58:26,742
- Cucumbers?
- Yes. Chopped.
783
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:30,000
So. What sauce?
784
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:34,485
- Vinaigrette sauce: olive oil, lemon.
- A little salt and pepper?
785
00:58:34,657 --> 00:58:38,040
Mustard?
- And herbs of Provence.
- Oh, and the herbs of Provence? Yes.
786
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:39,857
And everything is mixed well?
- Mixed.
787
00:58:39,914 --> 00:58:43,342
- No need to stir, everything is ready?
- Yes, we serve everything ready-made.
788
00:58:43,450 --> 00:58:45,342
- Well, well...
- What will you eat, blind man?
789
00:58:45,428 --> 00:58:49,200
It was the stick that fell.
- My wand? Yeah...
790
00:58:49,250 --> 00:58:51,228
Sorry.
791
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,228
Well?
- I'll take it as you do.
792
00:58:54,314 --> 00:58:55,857
- Like who?
- How are you? The same.
793
00:58:55,914 --> 00:58:58,650
But no one takes the same thing.
794
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:02,714
- Well, yes! We are still choosing.
- We haven't chosen yet. Wait.
795
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:06,514
- Look at the menu...
- Come on, Charlot, choose, otherwise we’re here...
796
00:59:06,510 --> 00:59:08,857
- There's so much on the menu...
- There are too many things!
797
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:12,457
Okay, are you ready?
Does the pen write?
798
00:59:12,620 --> 00:59:17,914
Are you ready? So, 24 oysters.
One Byblos salad.
799
00:59:19,057 --> 00:59:22,428
Lobsters?
Lobster and lobster.
800
00:59:22,428 --> 00:59:24,420
- 2 lobsters?
- 2 lobsters.
801
00:59:24,971 --> 00:59:28,400
- Let them bring 12 each, we will share.
- And 5 entrecotes.
802
00:59:28,571 --> 00:59:32,028
6, monsieur. 2 per entrecote.
803
00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:35,857
- Stop, I don’t understand anything.
- 6! One entrecote for two.
804
00:59:35,910 --> 00:59:39,771
- Okay, entrecote for everyone.
- But why 6?
805
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:43,342
- An entrecote for everyone.
- But there are 5 of us, not 6!
806
00:59:43,514 --> 00:59:46,217
- It should be 6.
- No, wait.
807
00:59:46,217 --> 00:59:51,028
- Can’t we take entrecote if there are not 6 of us?
- You can divide it into two.
808
00:59:51,250 --> 00:59:53,742
Entrecote - for 2 persons.
- Yes, but there are 5 of us.
809
00:59:53,857 --> 00:59:57,200
Okay, okay, that's enough.
So, at 6!
810
00:59:57,342 --> 01:00:01,514
A bottle of red, a bottle of white,
champagne. Are you okay, blind man?
811
01:00:01,540 --> 01:00:05,114
I think I understand the principle
entrecote.
812
01:00:05,228 --> 01:00:07,571
For one entrecote
you have to be together.
813
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:14,085
Okay, that's enough, guys.
And then they stand here, waiting...
814
01:00:14,114 --> 01:00:20,257
Wait, how does this add up?
Okay, thanks. Come on, let's go!
815
01:00:20,428 --> 01:00:22,685
And we are in a hurry!
816
01:00:22,771 --> 01:00:24,800
Listen, but there are 5 of us.
Why did you order for 6?
817
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:27,914
Come on! Don't you understand anything?
2, 2 and 2.
818
01:00:28,742 --> 01:00:31,114
Is everything okay, blind man?
Fine.
819
01:00:55,228 --> 01:00:58,085
So!
This waiter is kind of stupid.
820
01:00:58,342 --> 01:01:02,057
Come on...
How is it pulled out?
821
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:05,542
That's it, good. Your basket.
So...
822
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:10,171
Oops!
- Yes.
823
01:01:10,657 --> 01:01:14,057
Dumb, dumb, have you seen?
He doesn't say a word.
824
01:01:14,228 --> 01:01:18,085
- But there’s not enough for everyone!
- Hey, second bottle, dad!
825
01:01:18,171 --> 01:01:20,428
- The second one right away.
- O-la-la, bring the second one!
826
01:01:20,485 --> 01:01:25,514
Second bottle right away!
Come on, drink, blind man!
827
01:01:25,857 --> 01:01:29,828
- His name is Jean.
- Come on, drink! Swallow!
828
01:01:30,171 --> 01:01:32,914
Come on, come on, drink!
829
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:36,800
- What a bore you are!
- I can't stand wine!
830
01:01:37,940 --> 01:01:40,914
- He can't stand wine!
- I don't like him.
831
01:01:41,028 --> 01:01:44,485
- Aren't you French?
- What do you mean, not French? What does it mean?
832
01:01:44,571 --> 01:01:46,714
I'm French, but I don't like wine.
I have the right.
833
01:01:46,710 --> 01:01:50,228
Come on, come on!
No, keep the basket for yourself!
834
01:01:50,314 --> 01:01:53,571
Give me your glass!
- Everyone is paying attention to you!
835
01:01:53,714 --> 01:01:59,457
Yes, look, everyone is looking at us.
- Voila, voila...
836
01:01:59,514 --> 01:02:01,457
Come on, your health!
- Stop yelling!
837
01:02:01,450 --> 01:02:04,028
- Come on, for the newlyweds!
- Thank you.
838
01:02:04,142 --> 01:02:08,828
Let's go for the newlyweds!
And clink your glasses! It's rude!
839
01:02:08,857 --> 01:02:12,228
- Just wet your lips!
- Come on, clink glasses with the newlyweds!
840
01:02:12,371 --> 01:02:15,857
- Dip your lips!
- Come on, clink glasses with the bride. So!
841
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,714
- Calm down, calm down...
- I asked for water.
842
01:02:19,057 --> 01:02:21,400
And voila.
843
01:02:21,514 --> 01:02:25,228
- Thank you, monsieur.
- Can I have some mustard, please?
844
01:02:25,228 --> 01:02:27,220
Certainly!
845
01:02:27,220 --> 01:02:29,885
- Thank you.
- Pass the oil.
846
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:33,028
- Thank you.
- 6th to whom?
847
01:02:38,457 --> 01:02:40,714
- What is this?
- Account, monsieur.
848
01:02:40,710 --> 01:02:42,457
Check!
849
01:03:02,828 --> 01:03:05,542
Come on, show me
I want to laugh too.
850
01:03:05,657 --> 01:03:07,540
What's here?
851
01:03:10,657 --> 01:03:15,485
Can't be?
- Come on, come here.
852
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:17,571
No, it can't be!
853
01:03:18,742 --> 01:03:21,057
Are you sure there's no mistake here?
- Sure.
854
01:03:21,228 --> 01:03:23,142
- A?
- I'm sure there is no mistake.
855
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:28,314
I'm sure there is no mistake.
Hey, you two? Have you seen this guy?
856
01:03:35,142 --> 01:03:40,542
- Yes, this is more than normal!
- Yes, show me, show me.
857
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:46,428
- Is the tip included?
- Tips? Yes. Cigars not included.
858
01:03:46,485 --> 01:03:49,485
Yep, cigars are not included.
859
01:03:49,742 --> 01:03:55,760
Come on, we'll pay!
OK. Give me the money.
860
01:03:55,914 --> 01:04:00,400
Give me the money.
- Let's try. We'll do what we can.
861
01:04:00,571 --> 01:04:07,680
- Do you think there's enough there?
- Don't know. Let's see.
862
01:04:09,771 --> 01:04:14,828
Hey, did you see these numbers?
Do you know what this is?
863
01:04:15,110 --> 01:04:19,085
Do you know what this is?
- Check.
864
01:04:19,257 --> 01:04:22,360
No.
This is my salary for the month!
865
01:04:22,457 --> 01:04:24,685
A month at the shipyard.
866
01:04:31,857 --> 01:04:35,142
That's it, okay... Come on!
867
01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:44,714
Cute... but small.
868
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:52,685
Hey hello!
- A?
869
01:04:52,971 --> 01:04:56,028
Cute, but small.
870
01:05:03,542 --> 01:05:06,028
Cute, right?
871
01:05:07,114 --> 01:05:11,857
- Cute, but small!
- He's crazy.
872
01:05:14,571 --> 01:05:17,057
Are you done, blind man?
873
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:21,457
Come on, let's go.
874
01:05:28,657 --> 01:05:32,171
- Cute, huh?
- Cute, but small.
875
01:05:32,170 --> 01:05:34,771
OK. Uh, hey...
876
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:40,857
- Yes, it echoes.
- Gorgeous! Come on...
877
01:05:42,457 --> 01:05:46,057
- One large bed or 2?
- No, one big one.
878
01:05:46,285 --> 01:05:50,142
Room 253 - with a large bed
and a view of the pool.
879
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:54,571
- This is good. Sorry, but how much does it cost?
- 300 francs.
880
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:57,114
- Overnight?
- Yes, overnight.
881
01:06:02,628 --> 01:06:06,114
- Shall we go to the beach?
- Yes.
882
01:06:16,228 --> 01:06:19,314
I wish you great happiness,
Madame Smoke.
883
01:06:23,057 --> 01:06:26,000
I wish you the same
Monsieur Smoke.
884
01:06:31,371 --> 01:06:34,828
- Your hair is still just as unruly!
- Yes.
885
01:06:42,342 --> 01:06:46,514
300 francs per night!
Overlooking the pool...
886
01:06:47,542 --> 01:06:51,971
Go crazy! Such money!
They're crazy!
887
01:06:57,771 --> 01:07:01,428
Aren't you angry with me?
No? Is it true?
888
01:07:03,057 --> 01:07:06,971
Then what?
- I would be angry if you agreed.
889
01:07:10,342 --> 01:07:12,400
Listen.
- Yes?
890
01:07:13,228 --> 01:07:17,080
- Isn’t it true that we have a beautiful house?
-Very, very handsome.
891
01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:21,114
But small!
As Charlot would say.
892
01:07:22,857 --> 01:07:26,114
I have great friends!
893
01:07:26,914 --> 01:07:30,742
- Cool, but annoying.
- No...
894
01:07:30,885 --> 01:07:34,057
- No, they are kind.
- Kind, but annoying.
895
01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:36,371
- No.
- Yes.
896
01:07:41,314 --> 01:07:44,771
By the way, where are they now?
897
01:07:45,314 --> 01:07:47,314
I don't know...
898
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:50,371
- What's wrong with you?
- Nothing.
899
01:07:52,171 --> 01:07:57,770
- Why are you laughing?
- If you tell me where they are, I won’t go there.
900
01:07:57,942 --> 01:08:00,428
- What's wrong with you?
- Nothing.
901
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:04,314
Shall I tell you where they are?
- Yes, tell me.
902
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:09,685
- I'm sure they went to the whores. Exactly!
- No, it can’t be!
903
01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:15,628
I saw Charlot's light up
eyes - bing! - and he ran away.
904
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:21,685
- And together with the blind man?
- That’s what turned him on! I saw a blind man and ran away.
905
01:08:21,771 --> 01:08:26,057
- No...
- Yes, yes. This is all Charlot.
906
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:32,200
Listen, prostitutes
are they expensive?
907
01:08:34,971 --> 01:08:38,085
- It depends.
- What do you mean, “depends”?
908
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:43,280
Charlot says they are worth
much cheaper than a legal wife.
909
01:08:47,342 --> 01:08:53,028
See, this is free.
I didn't make a mistake, huh?
910
01:08:53,571 --> 01:08:56,114
- Listen...
- Yes?
911
01:08:56,110 --> 01:09:00,057
- Do you think I will cost you dearly?
- Don't know.
912
01:09:00,457 --> 01:09:02,885
I'm not enough of you yet
I know well.
913
01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:07,057
And you know, I have a feeling
that I already know you very well.
914
01:09:07,050 --> 01:09:08,542
- Yes?
- Yes.
915
01:09:08,657 --> 01:09:14,110
But Charlot says:
“You get to know your wife well on the day of the divorce!”
916
01:09:14,742 --> 01:09:16,400
- M-hm?
- Yes.
917
01:09:16,514 --> 01:09:19,314
Could you quote the authors?
more famous than Charlot?
918
01:09:19,314 --> 01:09:21,310
You know...
919
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:24,714
this dunce says a lot
taught me.
920
01:09:24,714 --> 01:09:26,710
Yes.
- Yes.
921
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:29,971
You see, you need to know him.
- He's good, just crazy, your friend.
922
01:09:30,085 --> 01:09:35,171
- Oh, no. No, no, he's not crazy, he's straight.
- Yes, yes, crazy.
923
01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:39,914
He understands people.
924
01:09:40,710 --> 01:09:43,057
He says there are
people are good and bad.
925
01:09:43,171 --> 01:09:46,057
With good people, everything is possible.
926
01:09:46,050 --> 01:09:47,628
With bad...
927
01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:55,240
Why are you laughing? I say
with the bad ones, he pushes them aside.
928
01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:56,285
Like this.
929
01:09:56,371 --> 01:09:59,485
You see, this theory -
psycho theory.
930
01:09:59,570 --> 01:10:02,742
This is the straight man theory.
He is straight.
931
01:10:02,742 --> 01:10:04,740
- Straight crazy.
- No!
932
01:10:04,820 --> 01:10:09,028
- Don't be so mean.
- I'm not angry.
933
01:10:09,142 --> 01:10:11,160
I told you...
934
01:10:15,970 --> 01:10:19,742
- You only think about them!
- But that's normal.
935
01:10:20,514 --> 01:10:23,571
8 years together -
They're like family to me, you know.
936
01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:28,257
What about us? You think,
will we be together for 8 years?
937
01:10:31,970 --> 01:10:34,457
Charlot says...
938
01:10:35,114 --> 01:10:37,040
So what does Charlot say?
939
01:10:37,342 --> 01:10:41,200
- Nothing. Do you want to catch me?
- Not really!
940
01:10:41,457 --> 01:10:44,885
No, no, tell me!
- Let's talk about something else.
941
01:10:44,970 --> 01:10:47,485
- Charlot says...?
- Nothing, nothing.
942
01:10:47,542 --> 01:10:50,620
- Does he really not say anything?
- Nothing.
943
01:10:50,657 --> 01:10:53,057
This is good.
944
01:10:55,142 --> 01:10:58,028
Shall we go to bed?
- Yes.
945
01:11:02,914 --> 01:11:06,971
- Did you take a lottery ticket?
- Do you really think I’ll lose him?
946
01:11:06,970 --> 01:11:10,342
What will we do if we win?
947
01:11:10,657 --> 01:11:14,520
If we win,
Let's buy ourselves a luxury car.
948
01:11:14,771 --> 01:11:20,485
I'll take you to see my beautiful
homeland. You will see beaches, beaches...
949
01:11:20,628 --> 01:11:24,171
- What if we win more?
- We'll give Jeannot and Charlot back.
950
01:11:24,257 --> 01:11:27,457
- Here you go! See!
- Charlot says: “There is nothing more important than friendship!”
951
01:11:27,942 --> 01:11:31,228
I got you!
- Yes, you caught me!
952
01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:34,942
So, blind!
One red, one black.
953
01:11:35,085 --> 01:11:37,085
What's your name, red?
- Zelda.
954
01:11:37,140 --> 01:11:39,542
- Zelda! And you, black?
- Lily.
955
01:11:39,540 --> 01:11:43,228
Lily! Lily black,
Zelda is red.
956
01:11:46,114 --> 01:11:47,542
-Can I touch it?
- What?
957
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:50,885
-Can I touch it?
- Can my friend touch it?
958
01:11:50,885 --> 01:11:52,880
- Pay and move on.
- A?
959
01:11:53,028 --> 01:11:55,257
Pay and touch.
960
01:12:00,085 --> 01:12:02,057
You can touch it.
961
01:12:02,428 --> 01:12:04,428
Lily is black.
962
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:07,828
Zelda is red!
963
01:12:08,685 --> 01:12:10,857
Lily is black.
964
01:12:11,714 --> 01:12:13,200
- This is a flower.
- A?
965
01:12:13,371 --> 01:12:15,540
- This is a flower.
- Yes, it's a flower.
966
01:12:15,914 --> 01:12:18,600
Well? Which one do you choose?
967
01:12:19,142 --> 01:12:21,142
Which one are you?
968
01:12:22,057 --> 01:12:25,200
One is large.
969
01:12:26,057 --> 01:12:29,240
The other is smaller.
970
01:12:29,628 --> 01:12:34,360
Zelda red - smaller,
Lily black - large.
971
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:37,571
Which one do you choose?
- I would like to touch it too.
972
01:12:37,714 --> 01:12:38,971
No no!
973
01:12:38,971 --> 01:12:40,970
- I can’t?
- No!
974
01:12:42,028 --> 01:12:44,542
So, red or black?
Black or red?
975
01:12:44,885 --> 01:12:48,371
- Then Zelda is red.
- Red Zelda. I entrust you with my friend.
976
01:12:48,371 --> 01:12:50,370
Went.
977
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:55,057
Be careful, there are steps here.
978
01:12:55,057 --> 01:12:56,714
- Hey, Zelda!
- Yes?
979
01:12:56,710 --> 01:12:59,285
- Will you give us a discount?
- We'll discuss it later.
980
01:13:10,740 --> 01:13:12,771
Why don't we go there?
981
01:13:12,857 --> 01:13:16,160
Do you think we are today
didn't you spend enough money?
982
01:13:16,257 --> 01:13:18,142
Yes, you are right.
983
01:13:27,940 --> 01:13:31,371
What a fool!
He didn't understand anything!
984
01:13:31,514 --> 01:13:33,771
Maybe I should have
is it better to explain?
985
01:13:33,914 --> 01:13:37,914
Explain what? Prostitute
and there is a prostitute.
986
01:13:42,457 --> 01:13:50,770
There were three of them. But three is enough
if it's Smick, Smak, Smok.
987
01:13:50,914 --> 01:13:58,628
She worked, slept and worked,
making a scream-crack-crack
988
01:13:58,771 --> 01:14:06,314
And on the embankment there are sailing ships
sounded flick-flac-flock.
989
01:14:06,514 --> 01:14:13,114
Shipyard workers never
do not travel.
990
01:14:14,628 --> 01:14:24,000
And the day... slowly dragged on
in time - tick-tock-tock.
991
01:14:24,171 --> 01:14:32,200
And to quarrel and destroy everything -
it was Smik, Smak, Smok...
992
01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:38,771
You know what I want
should you do it?
993
01:14:39,428 --> 01:14:44,285
No, don't laugh. I assure you,
I'm very serious, I swear!
994
01:14:47,885 --> 01:14:50,371
I want to make you a child.
995
01:14:59,742 --> 01:15:02,206
What's happened?
996
01:15:02,206 --> 01:15:03,857
What?
997
01:15:05,542 --> 01:15:07,142
Well?
998
01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:09,685
Yes already! It's done.
999
01:15:12,285 --> 01:15:15,171
Stop it! I'm not kidding.
1000
01:15:15,170 --> 01:15:18,485
I swear to you, it's true.
- And I swear to you that it's true.
1001
01:15:19,742 --> 01:15:22,510
You made me a child, already!
1002
01:15:22,857 --> 01:15:25,280
-Are you expecting a baby?
- Yes.
1003
01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:27,650
- This is not true!
- Is it true!
1004
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:30,400
Listen, Catherine,
be a good girl.
1005
01:15:30,571 --> 01:15:35,000
What are you saying?
- I say that I am expecting a child.
1006
01:15:35,342 --> 01:15:38,142
- But this is wonderful!
- Yes, that's wonderful.
1007
01:15:38,140 --> 01:15:40,200
This is simply fantastic!
1008
01:15:40,428 --> 01:15:45,542
Accommodation, food, laundry -
300 per day... per week... per month!
1009
01:15:46,314 --> 01:15:49,400
- I like...
- 300 per month.
1010
01:15:49,628 --> 01:15:52,457
Do you agree?
- Agree.
- Okay, he agrees.
1011
01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:58,960
Next. Your accordion is good.
Okay, but it's too small.
1012
01:15:59,257 --> 01:16:00,960
Good - but too small.
1013
01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:04,942
So we'll buy you
electric organ
1014
01:16:05,342 --> 01:16:07,228
Do you agree?
- That's good, I'm glad.
1015
01:16:07,220 --> 01:16:08,942
- A?
- I'm glad!
1016
01:16:08,940 --> 01:16:12,885
Fine! Next.
What are we going to do? Let's go to Paris.
1017
01:16:13,057 --> 01:16:16,200
And there we will record a disc for you.
1018
01:16:16,360 --> 01:16:22,200
And this, buddy, is money!
Huge money! Huge.
1019
01:16:22,314 --> 01:16:24,885
What are we going to do with such money?
what if there is a revolution?
1020
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:27,571
- What kind of revolution?
- Revolution!
1021
01:16:27,657 --> 01:16:31,542
What other revolution?
- What, there won’t be a revolution?
1022
01:16:31,540 --> 01:16:34,342
No, the revolution is not tomorrow,
fool!
1023
01:16:34,371 --> 01:16:37,914
- What, there won’t be a revolution?
- No, you unfortunate fool! What revolution?!
1024
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:41,285
Hey sloths! Hey!
1025
01:16:41,370 --> 01:16:44,371
What brand is this?
- "Fratelli Crosio".
1026
01:16:44,500 --> 01:16:49,000
Currently this is the best
what they produce. Look...
1027
01:16:49,371 --> 01:16:54,085
There's vibrato, all kinds of percussion.
and all the chords.
1028
01:16:54,142 --> 01:16:55,800
The best on the market.
1029
01:16:59,714 --> 01:17:02,587
I'll buy it from you
under a life annuity.
1030
01:17:03,228 --> 01:17:07,028
Impossible!
This won't work.
1031
01:17:07,240 --> 01:17:10,520
I can lease it.
- How?
- For leasing.
1032
01:17:10,650 --> 01:17:13,885
- No, for a lifetime annuity.
- No, it's impossible.
1033
01:17:14,057 --> 01:17:17,040
- But we bought a house like that!
- House - yes.
1034
01:17:17,085 --> 01:17:20,514
House, shop, villa...
- And that’s how we bought the car.
1035
01:17:20,628 --> 01:17:24,514
- For leasing! Not for rent.
- And I say that they bought it.
1036
01:17:25,171 --> 01:17:30,428
What else do I need - wheels.
Large rubber wheels.
1037
01:17:30,542 --> 01:17:34,942
Cool sound!
It looks like an electric organ.
1038
01:17:34,940 --> 01:17:39,371
The sound is like an organ.
- This is an electric organ.
1039
01:17:41,450 --> 01:17:44,200
Have you heard anything about the revolution?
1040
01:17:44,257 --> 01:17:46,910
Ha, we've been hearing about her for a long time!
1041
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:49,657
- What are you reading here?
- That's my name.
1042
01:17:49,742 --> 01:17:51,650
- Read!
- Henri Mamant.
1043
01:17:53,228 --> 01:17:55,057
- Do you know what this is?
- No.
1044
01:17:55,050 --> 01:17:57,514
This is the list! Yes.
1045
01:17:57,510 --> 01:17:59,742
Yes? And what?
1046
01:17:59,857 --> 01:18:02,171
- And boom!
- Oh-la!
1047
01:18:03,514 --> 01:18:09,160
Since they started talking about it, that's all.
"revolutionized" And we are all here. You and me.
1048
01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:15,057
- I will be a witness!
- And I won’t be here anymore.
1049
01:18:15,885 --> 01:18:18,485
- What color is this?
- White.
1050
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:21,600
And after the revolution it will be red!
1051
01:18:21,685 --> 01:18:26,028
And I will be green.
I'll be gone for a long time.
1052
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:29,457
I'll leave before the revolution.
- Listen, you don’t want it on rent.
1053
01:18:29,450 --> 01:18:32,971
- On rent - this is impossible!
- You offer American garbage.
1054
01:18:33,028 --> 01:18:37,057
Listen, it's embarrassing for you to say, but you
at such an age that you will die before me.
1055
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:43,520
So a lifetime annuity is not suitable.
A villa, a house - yes, but not an instrument.
1056
01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:46,536
Tool for 12 thousand!
1057
01:18:46,685 --> 01:18:50,828
What are you going to do
with a tool for 12 thousand?
1058
01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:56,450
He will serve us... We will go
to Paris with my musician.
1059
01:18:56,640 --> 01:18:58,971
And this is our choir.
1060
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:04,857
We were hired by a recording studio.
1061
01:19:10,171 --> 01:19:13,685
We work at the shipyard.
But... we also sing there.
1062
01:19:19,257 --> 01:19:20,720
Not bad!
1063
01:19:21,520 --> 01:19:25,057
Do you have some savings?
Well, a little?
1064
01:19:25,050 --> 01:19:28,000
- A little... There is a little, yes.
- A!
1065
01:19:28,085 --> 01:19:32,485
Wait...
Come on, come on, play! Play!
1066
01:19:33,142 --> 01:19:34,914
OK!
1067
01:20:06,371 --> 01:20:09,200
And then we saw the car.
1068
01:20:09,285 --> 01:20:11,800
Such a big car...
1069
01:20:12,371 --> 01:20:17,360
I don't know what it was...
Looks like a Mercedes. That's what Charlot said.
1070
01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:22,342
Well... we borrowed it,
to go for a ride.
1071
01:20:23,280 --> 01:20:27,857
We just wanted to go down to the shipyard,
ride around a bit and...
1072
01:20:28,085 --> 01:20:30,285
and ended up in Saint-Tropez.
1073
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:34,910
And then... we ran out of gas,
1074
01:20:34,971 --> 01:20:37,942
and we filled the tank full
and didn't pay.
1075
01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:43,400
We didn't do anything wrong.
We just borrowed a car for the day.
1076
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:48,514
Wedding day is the day
not like everyone else.
1077
01:20:48,571 --> 01:20:50,685
Things can be done
which you don't usually do.
1078
01:20:50,770 --> 01:20:54,200
Each of us wanted
live beautifully.
1079
01:20:54,457 --> 01:20:56,680
It wasn't out of malice.
1080
01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:58,600
Nothing like that.
1081
01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:02,171
And there were keys
on the instrument panel.
1082
01:21:03,170 --> 01:21:06,914
And then it happened to us...
attack of madness.
1083
01:21:07,314 --> 01:21:10,110
We got into the Mercedes.
1084
01:21:10,720 --> 01:21:14,342
I admit that it's me
was the instigator.
1085
01:21:14,828 --> 01:21:17,228
We wanted to experience...
1086
01:21:17,680 --> 01:21:20,857
little adventure
for newlyweds.
1087
01:21:21,112 --> 01:21:23,371
And we went to Saint-Tropez.
1088
01:21:23,742 --> 01:21:28,375
Yes, I forgot to tell you
that we bought ourselves a blind man.
1089
01:21:28,375 --> 01:21:30,742
They gave him 100 francs
1090
01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:35,285
so that he can come and play with us
a few songs and decorate the wedding.
1091
01:21:35,428 --> 01:21:40,170
They offered me 100 francs
to spend the day on a picnic with them.
1092
01:21:41,085 --> 01:21:43,606
They were very kind...
1093
01:21:43,971 --> 01:21:47,828
We fell in love
and they invited me to stay with them.
1094
01:21:47,850 --> 01:21:50,314
Yes, that's of course...
1095
01:21:50,571 --> 01:21:54,828
We could pay for gas.
But we didn't have much money.
1096
01:21:57,657 --> 01:22:00,800
We wanted
spend the whole weekend
1097
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:05,480
doing something nice for our friends,
who got married. And we didn't want...
1098
01:22:05,680 --> 01:22:10,485
wasting our money
on things that... well, that is...
1099
01:22:11,520 --> 01:22:17,600
The same goes for evening dinner.
We went to the restaurant... "Byblos".
1100
01:22:17,971 --> 01:22:21,685
It's so expensive there!
- We didn't steal it.
1101
01:22:22,028 --> 01:22:26,171
We bought it in... what's this...
1102
01:22:26,314 --> 01:22:30,257
For leasing? ... No, on credit.
1103
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:32,628
The loan was arranged by Charlot.
1104
01:22:32,714 --> 01:22:36,485
For us it was not a theft...
1105
01:22:38,228 --> 01:22:41,085
Voila.
- Our minds went a little crazy.
1106
01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:46,628
And then... We wanted to live
48 hours of beautiful life.
1107
01:22:47,257 --> 01:22:50,680
In the end,
We all wanted our money back.
1108
01:22:50,940 --> 01:22:53,542
As proof
We returned the car.
1109
01:22:53,657 --> 01:22:59,542
And about the electric organ...
I negotiated with the seller.
1110
01:22:59,742 --> 01:23:01,971
Yes, we took it, but...
1111
01:23:02,114 --> 01:23:06,142
Their kindness and
their attitude towards me
1112
01:23:06,857 --> 01:23:08,971
encouraged me to follow them.
1113
01:23:09,880 --> 01:23:14,120
I hope you don't jail us
Go to jail for this, Mr. Commissioner?
1114
01:23:16,240 --> 01:23:19,914
What do you want from us?
What can we do!
1115
01:23:20,114 --> 01:23:22,742
If you put us in jail,
what should we do?
1116
01:23:22,971 --> 01:23:25,800
You can’t go to prison for this
to jail!
1117
01:23:26,342 --> 01:23:29,057
We returned the car...
1118
01:23:30,542 --> 01:23:33,885
musical instrument
we didn't steal.
1119
01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:36,648
We borrowed it.
1120
01:23:37,371 --> 01:23:42,828
But we will pay for it. We are
Let's play music now. And sing.
1121
01:24:22,971 --> 01:24:24,885
Mister Commissioner!
1122
01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:28,685
Can't you let Madame go?
She's expecting a baby.
1123
01:24:29,914 --> 01:24:31,771
No?
1124
01:24:34,514 --> 01:24:41,828
There were three of them. But three is enough
if it's Smick, Smak, Smok.
1125
01:24:41,885 --> 01:24:49,457
Yes, everything is always under this sun
the same - always tick-tock-tock.
1126
01:24:49,714 --> 01:24:56,685
And every new day of their life
was like the other gay-goyim.
1127
01:24:56,771 --> 01:25:02,142
But they knew
that anything can happen.
1128
01:25:02,257 --> 01:25:04,485
Even a child!
1129
01:25:04,628 --> 01:25:10,971
There were three of them. But three is enough
if it's Smick, Smak, Smok.
1130
01:25:11,857 --> 01:25:18,685
They clenched their fists and held each other
like Nif-Nif, Naf-Naf, Nuf-Nuf.
1131
01:25:18,685 --> 01:25:30,000
It was Smik, Smak, Smok...
1132
01:26:04,028 --> 01:26:06,485
Well, voila.
The movie is over!
1133
01:26:06,571 --> 01:26:09,771
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
You can leave!
1134
01:26:09,828 --> 01:26:12,280
Note that the end
could have been different!
1135
01:26:12,285 --> 01:26:14,885
This is where we become
famous.
1136
01:26:15,040 --> 01:26:18,930
Where our blind man becomes great
a musician or a great singer.
1137
01:26:18,971 --> 01:26:22,428
I am a great impresario, but no.
Lelouch didn't want to.
1138
01:26:22,542 --> 01:26:24,885
He said:
"You'll end the film like this:
1139
01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:30,560
you are the owner's driver,
the blind man returns to the blind man's trade.
1140
01:26:30,760 --> 01:26:33,400
At the Arab's with the baker -
little boy.
1141
01:26:33,457 --> 01:26:37,085
And your friend Smak is marrying an old woman,
but to a very rich lady!"
1142
01:26:37,171 --> 01:26:40,080
So, if you are not happy with this -
write to him.
1143
01:26:40,240 --> 01:26:42,440
Ladies and gentlemen! Goodbye!